Baseball games

This weks game will be awesome we paly North and East Bend and I get to paly 3rd! now I am geting a new glove for the games so I am happy but I am going to a nap in o say ten mins so talk latter.

BEN

Ben do you like sports? Yes, what sports,football and  baseball

do you have a dog or a cat? no, why, we can not because our mother said we can not have pets

do you have a girlfriend? No but he did two years ago, what was her name ,Myranda

do you like the Oregon Ducks? yes, why because I live in E-town aka Eugene

how old are you? 14

do you play sports? he did baseball in 2003

do you live with your dad and mother? no witch one, mother

what is your favorite football team? 49ers

The money tree

  I had a money tree in the yard and a bad guy came over and took it then my dad hunted him down

 

 and  my dad hit the guy right in the head and got the money tree back. Then my mom and I ran to

 the store and got 100,000,000,000 more money trees and we only used $100. So every day I went and got $300 then the next thing I know it all was a dream. Then I cried ,but it was the best dream ever.

a cure for a cold

the cure for a cold is place toe jam in your eyes and shut your eyes next fart on your sister and drink a cup of tea with honey

my auto bio

I am Taylor V I am 13 my bithday is 11/5/94 I am from Oregon  i have a dog and a pig i have two sisters one dad one mom i have a farm I love football and baseball I like to fish a lot I go to all the home duck football games I have a good life my mom Lisa and dad Perry are the best mom and dad ever I think I have the best life a kid can have

FATMAN

FATMAN the best super hero ever he can belly bash sumo dive and eat you a live his real name is Jeff Can one day he was taking a day off and a bad guy was killing the city so he went home and got ready so kill big boy the biggest baby in the world they where fighting all day and all night so ten years later FATMAN killed him and the city was safe.

a new cure

This is a cure for hick-ups is to place three cans of food on your neck and shake a pig next jump on your mom while eating a pie made of oil.